do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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