Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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