I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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