So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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