Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
we made out on top of his cat.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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