Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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