They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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