real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
that may or may not have been my penis.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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