if you like me you must not know who I am
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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