love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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