it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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