morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Randomize
