But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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