just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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