Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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