Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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