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i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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