Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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