Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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