six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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