yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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