I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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