It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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