32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Come share oat with me in your robe
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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