I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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