She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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