Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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