I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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