i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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