Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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