Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
it hurts more in the daytime
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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