Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
