I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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