no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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