A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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