i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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