Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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