Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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