Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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