Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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