just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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