when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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