So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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