I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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