Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Randomize
