He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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