who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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