That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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