just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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