Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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