Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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