I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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