sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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